MANHUNT

Colonel defiantly bird limes,

Favours the icebox

Clothesline, sideburns.

Nobbles me at every party.

Blunderbuss, star philosopher

Flip flops across the sand

To opine. Flap, flirt.

Surf my turbulence.

Three armholes required

Overweening egghead

Lowers to my level

To parse. Probe, fix

My diabolical lump.

Easy to spot men. Easy

to track. Easy to lose.