DISTRACTIONS

Dance around my keyboard.
Drive to your cottage.
Rash on my pup’s belly.

Mud on your mattress.
Latest turgid update.
Condom count.

Assemble blow.
Save your ex-girlfriend.
An ultimatum or else.

Sore peepee.
Fake boobs.
Flaming turd, doorstep.

Your problems are still prettier.