Archive for June, 2009

Published by hhAuthor on 26 Jun 2009

And the livin’s easy…

DIVERSIONS

Learn how to eat a kumquat.
Watch giant sink holes
chow down on suburban family homes,
or floods that force
a Fargo wedding party to improvise.
Giggity Giggity Giggity!
Bird dog with Glenn Quagmire,
noxious as hound’s-thistle
or do it yourself.
Right single-handedly
Dial-A-Lover.
Get a second life.
Come out.
All aboard
the tattoo parlour car.
Fly your freak flag
out the window.
Evolve by gradation,
colour or tone, your choice.
Master effervescent technology.
Ride a ride.
Tilt-A-Whirl,
tumult on the horizon
causing you to retch.

Published by hhAuthor on 15 Jun 2009

First chapter of my revamped, dare I say *reformed* punk rock novel, “The Town Slut’s Daughter”

Please, let me know what you think.

Image: Victor Bonderoff

THE TOWN SLUT’S DAUGHTER

by
Heather Haley

part one / girls with guitars

I Am Not A Nice Girl

I am not a nice girl
Nice is never enough
I may not be an ugly girl
but that’s how this world
can make me feel

You say I’m so selfish
You say I’m so ambitious
You say I’m so angry
All I can say is . . .
So what!

I am not a nice girl
but boy, am I real
I will not behave
the way you think I should
I will not become
what I mean to you

CHORUS

chapter 1

The girls shove their way in, through a huddle of scary punk rockers. They remind Fiona of soldiers, only their uniform is a black leather jacket swathed with studs, safety pins, chains and badges.
“Grist for the Windmill?
“Aren’t we all?” Shannon hands her a ticket. “Yeah, it’s a ratty little club.”
They stroll the length of a long hallway, murals on both sides pulsating with ghastly colours, contorted faces.
“It’s freezing in here.”
“Don’t worry. There’ll be lots of body heat in a minute.”
Fiona looks worried, startled at her eyes gleaming in a glut of mirrors. Bell-bottoms. Peasant blouse. Long, blonde hair. Yep, she looks like a wimp, like a puffball floating too close to the spikes and big, black boots, so close to the stench of dying hair she might puke. She backs up, grabbing Shannon by the arm.
“I don’t belong here.”
“Okay, so where do you belong?”
“I don’t know!”
Shannon shakes her head wearily.
“Oh, alright, let’s go.”
A rising wave of guitar distortion crests—blasts—through double doors like a medicine ball. A shock of spazzing centipede legs creep up the back of Fiona’s skull.
Music? It’s fast! LOUD! So fucking loud her spine stiffens. Then, she hears a voice, wailing.
“Is that English?”
Shannon laughs. They grope along a wall, DOA sonics smacking over their ears like claps of thunder. They grab a beer and Continue Reading »

Published by hhAuthor on 10 Jun 2009

Birdlife bliss; list of species observed at our Bowen Island feeder

I am always happy to wake to birdsong! Blessed.

I am much amused lately by the hummingbird feeder and the Rufous Hummingbirds. I have avoided hummingbird feeders in the past probably because they are usually quite garish but the other day while buying seed at Wild Birds Unlimited I found one that is like a box. They have the loveliest things in that store, it’s hazardous to my wallet to shop there. Anyway, this feeder is simple, sublime and pretty, really like a Jewel Box as it is called. Of course it requires more assembly than I thought so I just Continue Reading »