{"id":6258,"date":"2020-06-22T17:34:06","date_gmt":"2020-06-22T17:34:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/?p=6258"},"modified":"2020-06-22T17:49:28","modified_gmt":"2020-06-22T17:49:28","slug":"pandemic-health-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/?p=6258","title":{"rendered":"PANDEMIC HEALTH FOOD"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Equals comfort food? A missive from my bubble to yours my pretties. Getting a little writing done, one silver lining of being shut in.<\/p>\n

This is how my mind works; I’ve been wondering how the pandemic is affecting crime. How do burglars break in when so many people are working from home? I did some research and as suspected, those rates are generally down while domestic violence has spiked.<\/p>\n

Also, have food on the brain; procuring it is more challenging of course, while trying to eat well. It’s tempting to over-indulge so I limit my purchases of sweets and junk food.<\/p>\n

“Be kind, be calm, be safe.”<\/p>\n

PANDEMIC HEALTH FOOD<\/p>\n

Mumblecore semi-actors,
\nGluten free master cleansers,
\nGym goths and health rats
\nOf serious quinoa cred<\/p>\n

Prefer kale chips,
\nTofu marshmallows,
\nTwenty dollar tacos,
\nGood bugs by the billions<\/p>\n

For their guts,
\nFake beef, celery juice,
\nLow carb slow food,
\nDeep health the high prize.<\/p>\n

Supermarkets equal minefields
\nSo, take out, pick up, delivery or
\nFood truck pilgrimages.
\nPatios with barriers possibly<\/p>\n

But picnics are the best.
\nAh! All that ventilation.
\nFresh air equals salvation
\nMinus the long queues.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Equals comfort food? A missive from my bubble to yours my pretties. Getting a little writing done, one silver lining of being shut in. This is how my mind works; I’ve been wondering how the pandemic is affecting crime. How do burglars break in when so many people are working from home? I did some […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6258"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6258"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6258\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6264,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6258\/revisions\/6264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}