{"id":6236,"date":"2020-06-15T18:10:16","date_gmt":"2020-06-15T18:10:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/?p=6236"},"modified":"2020-07-07T18:05:01","modified_gmt":"2020-07-07T18:05:01","slug":"calamity-janes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/?p=6236","title":{"rendered":"CALAMITY JANES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/ThisYearTrain.jpg\"><img data-attachment-id=\"6324\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/?attachment_id=6324\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/ThisYearTrain.jpg?fit=522%2C672\" data-orig-size=\"522,672\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;PARAMOUNT PICTURES&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"ThisYearTrain\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/ThisYearTrain.jpg?fit=233%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/ThisYearTrain.jpg?fit=522%2C672\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6324 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/ThisYearTrain.jpg?resize=233%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"233\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/ThisYearTrain.jpg?resize=233%2C300 233w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/ThisYearTrain.jpg?w=522 522w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 233px) 100vw, 233px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>Feeling embattled? Pour vous, a poem, a work-in-progress for what is there to do but document and reflect as we shelter-in-place? I lost it the other night. In the past I would have run away, though I am seriously considering moving to the Cariboo. &#8220;I hate this fucking place!&#8221; I feel so hemmed in by the constant racket of various types, the astronomical rent and cost of living. But perhaps it\u2019s just urban life. I miss the woods. I need a vacation! The world needs a vacation. And we aren&#8217;t about to get one anytime soon. Again, hold fast my pretties. And as BC&#8217;s Health Officer Dr Bonnie Henry says,&#8221; Be kind, be calm, be safe.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>CALAMITY JANES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We are the beleaguered,<br \/>\nThe beleaguered are we.<br \/>\nEach one of us, beleaguered.<br \/>\nEach day, week, month, year;<br \/>\nBeleaguered with corona virus<br \/>\nOr tuberculosis or autism<br \/>\nOr leprosy or slipped disc<br \/>\nOr clubfoot or schizophrenia<br \/>\nOr acne or blindness<br \/>\nOr polio or chlamydia<br \/>\nOr angina or endometriosis or diabetes.<br \/>\nPlus, depression.<br \/>\nWe beleaguered are beleaguered<br \/>\nBy tornado, earthquake,<br \/>\nVolcanic eruptions,\u00a0tsunamis, forest fires,<br \/>\n40 days and 40 nights of flood.<br \/>\nPlus, anxiety.<br \/>\nWe are beleaguered by riots, misogyny, poverty,<br \/>\nRacism, mass shootings or unwanted pregnancy.<br \/>\nPlus, oops.<br \/>\nWe are beleaguered by sugar, tobacco,<br \/>\nOpioids and alcohol.<br \/>\nPlus, whatever gets you through.<\/p>\n<p>2020 requires we delegate<br \/>\nWeeping, triage burials,<br \/>\nBattle over ventilators,<br \/>\nBattle over battles,<br \/>\nSequester ourselves,<br \/>\nSustain and administer strength,<br \/>\nSwabs, masks, compassion.<br \/>\nSilence disquietude.<br \/>\nConquer enervation.<br \/>\nWoo fate.<br \/>\nAdapt or die<br \/>\nAs Jane asks, \u201cWhat else is new?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Feeling embattled? Pour vous, a poem, a work-in-progress for what is there to do but document and reflect as we shelter-in-place? I lost it the other night. In the past I would have run away, though I am seriously considering moving to the Cariboo. &#8220;I hate this fucking place!&#8221; I feel so hemmed in by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[447,446,149,236,449],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6236"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6236"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6236\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6325,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6236\/revisions\/6325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}