Remember when you had to turn “Roaming” on your cell phone when you left your natural environment, vicinity, country? They’re pretty intuitive, universal now, right? I imagined a young rock luminary ducking rehab by fleeing to an island.<\/p>\n
Roaming On<\/strong><\/p>\n Stolen holiday. Far from rain flowers, unemployment, Sky Store catalogue, not in the market for pricey He survives to spy a monokini first day on the beach. Remember when you had to turn “Roaming” on your cell phone when you left your natural environment, vicinity, country? They’re pretty intuitive, universal now, right? I imagined a young rock luminary ducking rehab by fleeing to an island. Roaming On Stolen holiday. Far from rain flowers, unemployment, asbestos, new town Basildon. Rangy teen virtuoso activates […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[149,152,236,324],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nasbestos, new town Basildon. Rangy teen virtuoso
\nactivates Roaming<\/em> on his mobile phone, eager
\nfor a slice of country living, to court ravenous farmers\u2019
\ndaughters on Jersey, Guernsey, Alderney and Sark
\nand wonders, why do their cattle roam the earth?
\nAlfresco lobster lunches, no word for stress they say.
\nA tax haven. He scorns the salver of mini booze,<\/p>\n
\ncheap perfume, Gucci sunglasses. Not feeling
\nfestive toward packets of party mix, he surveys
\nthe movie, startled to hear a saw in its musical score.
\nNext to him, the butane-soaked Stratocaster he loves
\nto hump onstage. Bloomin\u2019 airline won\u2019t permit
\nhis Marshal stack in the cabin though
\ndespite his showmanship, dexterity.
\nGobbling Valium, nicked from Mum, he drops off
\nto dream of hurtling through blue flame, ala Buddy Holly.<\/p>\n
\nDetermines she\u2019s older, not half-bad,
\nbut too far away for a proper tit-ogling.
\nNo gigs, no email, no fighting Irish
\nuncles for two weeks. He finds himself
\nobserving shags, gannets, black hares, blonde
\nhedgehogs and eating fruit of the sea, Patna rice,
\nCalabrese broccoli. Enough! He takes himself
\noff to London for a taste of true urbanity,
\nbona fide fish and chips.
\nSound checks.
\nSpangle.
\nSignal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"