Or, a work-in-progress, more accurately.<\/p>\n
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\ntunes. Fuck copyright, its owners<\/em>,
\ndownloading steamy nude pics,
\nporno,
\nproviding a market
\nnot Paypal.
\nFuck that shit.<\/p>\n
\npop for his hottie Charlotte,
\nslotted into the fridge door,
\nstacked in the pantry
\nenough Coke to fuel a militia.<\/p>\n
\nstreet signs. That\u2019ll stop their godamn
\ntouch-the-sky routine,
\nbestowing his buddy Guy
\nwith a shiny, green Jackson Street<\/em>,
\na little glory for the double-wide.<\/p>\n
\ncentury-old chairs,
\nstuffed wildlife
\nfrom a leaning farmhouse,
\nfence thanking him for the laugh.
\nNow get the fuck outta here!<\/p>\n
\nhis sister-in-law
\nin the pocketbook.
\nEmily, who mourned the loss
\nof her younger sibling
\nbefore being Hearsed away,
\nthank Christ.<\/p>\n
\nTo the church
\nindirectly every time he mows
\nOur Lady of Sorrows\u2019 lawn,
\n’cause they ain\u2019t paying me enough
\nto do this shit
\nand it\u2019s fucken hotter \u2018n hell out here.<\/p>\n
\nhis situation, odium state.
\nHeh heh.
\nHow to beat the heat,
\nweather big bust backlash
\nall effen summer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"