{"id":3157,"date":"2014-07-22T16:18:29","date_gmt":"2014-07-23T00:18:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/onelife\/?p=3157"},"modified":"2014-07-22T16:18:29","modified_gmt":"2014-07-23T00:18:29","slug":"not-much-to-miss-except-the-glamour-barflies-so-glad-i-quit-smoking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/?p=3157","title":{"rendered":"NOT MUCH TO MISS EXCEPT THE GLAMOUR &#038; BARFLIES. So glad I quit smoking&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"height: 1.4em; visibility: hidden;\">1<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/heatherhaley.com\/onelife\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/SmokingRed.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3164\" title=\"SmokingRed\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/heatherhaley.com\/onelife\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/SmokingRed-225x300.jpg?resize=225%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"height: 1.4em; visibility: hidden;\">1<\/div>\n<div style=\"height: 1.4em; visibility: hidden;\">1<\/div>\n<p>I rarely enter writing contests but I like the bent of this one, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geist.com\/contests\/tobacco-lit\/tobacco-lit\/\">Tobacco Lit Writing Contest<\/a> and\u00a0I like Geist Magazine as well. My entry, from my book, <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.ca\/Three-Blocks-Wonderland-Heather-Susan\/dp\/1897430477\">Three Blocks West of Wonderland<\/a><\/em>:<\/p>\n<p><strong>BIG TOBACCO HEIRESS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Quit cigarettes too late, just as he bumped<\/p>\n<p>into the pleasures of paternity. Cigar rituals.<\/p>\n<p>Crystal trapezoid ashtray ready on the desk<\/p>\n<p>itchy sedge thin, trumped up gorgeous<\/p>\n<p>delinquent daughter in mind. How did I spawn<\/p>\n<p>such a barren, martini-swacked maladroit?<\/p>\n<p>Off to fiesta every three months, flea circus of slackers.<\/p>\n<p>fasionistas and slap jack suitors along for a free ride.<\/p>\n<div style=\"height: 1.4em; visibility: hidden;\">1<\/div>\n<p>He&#8217;s precise, positions the Cohiba in a double blade<\/p>\n<p>stainless steel guillotine cutter. Scrutinizes the Avedon<\/p>\n<p>portrait, a study in bad attitude. All attitude, filter less<\/p>\n<p>Camel protruding from punk sneer. Karsh of Ottawa<\/p>\n<p>snatched it, snapped rage.<\/p>\n<div style=\"height: 1.4em; visibility: hidden;\">1<\/div>\n<p>Dreading her return from Wagonga Inlet, he toasts<\/p>\n<p>the tip above a flame, ensuring a good, even smoke.<\/p>\n<p>Took them fishing. For yellow fin. Bream. He draws<\/p>\n<p>rapidly, harshly, locking Bentley convertible keys<\/p>\n<p>in the top drawer. Heading back early. Slow, due to a drop<\/p>\n<p>in water temperature according to the pricey guide.<\/p>\n<div style=\"height: 1.4em; visibility: hidden;\">1<\/div>\n<p>Determined to cut her off if she doesn&#8217;t clean up.<\/p>\n<p>Damned ash tunnels. Should puff gently,<\/p>\n<p>though everything is about to give; the straw house<\/p>\n<p>slanted as a rhombus, his lungs, faded to black.<\/p>\n<p>Could leave it all to charity. Tough love<\/p>\n<p>too callous. Probably rushed&#8211;ruined&#8211;her too.<\/p>\n<div style=\"height: 1.4em; visibility: hidden;\">1<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1 1 1 I rarely enter writing contests but I like the bent of this one, the Tobacco Lit Writing Contest and\u00a0I like Geist Magazine as well. My entry, from my book, Three Blocks West of Wonderland: BIG TOBACCO HEIRESS Quit cigarettes too late, just as he bumped into the pleasures of paternity. Cigar rituals. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3157"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}