{"id":2999,"date":"2014-02-17T12:51:52","date_gmt":"2014-02-17T20:51:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/onelife\/?p=2999"},"modified":"2014-02-17T12:51:52","modified_gmt":"2014-02-17T20:51:52","slug":"clown-duty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/?p=2999","title":{"rendered":"CLOWN DUTY"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"height: 1.4em; visibility: hidden;\">1<\/div>\n<p>Not my circus, not my monkeys.-Polish proverb<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/heatherhaley.com\/onelife\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/RedheadClown.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3000\" title=\"RedheadClown\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/heatherhaley.com\/onelife\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/RedheadClown-233x300.jpg?resize=233%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"233\" height=\"300\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nCLOWN DUTY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Born wrong, he got me right<br \/>\nCelebrates my fanny<br \/>\nCharms, trailer windows, black mind<br \/>\nFor comedy. Gutterized beau<br \/>\nReplete with affection disorder<br \/>\nGrog blossoms, cauliflower ear<br \/>\nFor doggerel. Broken noise.<\/p>\n<p>Bloviating Master of Ceremonies.<br \/>\nGlitterized stallions. Elastic pratfalls.<br \/>\nNothing distracts from my To-Do List:<br \/>\nTest trapeze. Reform winter law.<br \/>\nConduct gravity. Reorient.<br \/>\nPolish tinware. Flush away<\/p>\n<p>Chimp guano. Marvel<br \/>\nAt the mess we&#8217;ve made, beatify<br \/>\nOur radical slaphappy love<br \/>\nBless big top bounty<br \/>\nThe largesse of my longing.<br \/>\nRemember what matters.<\/p>\n<div style=\"height: 1.4em; visibility: hidden;\">1<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1 Not my circus, not my monkeys.-Polish proverb CLOWN DUTY Born wrong, he got me right Celebrates my fanny Charms, trailer windows, black mind For comedy. Gutterized beau Replete with affection disorder Grog blossoms, cauliflower ear For doggerel. Broken noise. Bloviating Master of Ceremonies. Glitterized stallions. Elastic pratfalls. Nothing distracts from my To-Do List: Test [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[82,84,85,149,152,233,236,330],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2999"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2999"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2999\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}