{"id":2851,"date":"2013-09-17T12:13:42","date_gmt":"2013-09-17T20:13:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/onelife\/?p=2851"},"modified":"2015-05-30T20:02:18","modified_gmt":"2015-05-30T20:02:18","slug":"detective-work-sloppy-or-otherwise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/?p=2851","title":{"rendered":"DETECTIVE WORK . . . sloppy or otherwise"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2853\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2853\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/2013\/09\/disarm-pedro-reyes\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2853\" title=\"GunArt\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/heatherhaley.com\/onelife\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/GunArt-300x200.jpg?resize=300%2C200\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2853\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Pedro Reyes<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>DETECTIVE WORK<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Only God knows.<br \/>\nFuck God. Horny<br \/>\nMarauder. I disarmed<br \/>\nGod eons ago but<\/p>\n<p>I have been blessed<br \/>\nWith X-ray vision.<br \/>\nAll the better to ogle<br \/>\nYour boobs<br \/>\nThough it&#8217;s motive I see<\/p>\n<p>Glaring through hotbeds<br \/>\nOf rose mallow<br \/>\nBlaring past foghorns<br \/>\nOf hickory smoke.<\/p>\n<p>Theories sound<br \/>\nAs any scientist&#8217;s<br \/>\nI uncover proof<br \/>\nYou can&#8217;t bear<br \/>\nTo look at.<\/p>\n<p>Bright, beckoning.<br \/>\nUltramarine.<br \/>\nNature vs nurture?<br \/>\nMeh. Murderous intent<\/p>\n<p>Seeped into human cells<br \/>\nEons ago.<br \/>\nKill To Live.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not just a prison tatt.<\/p>\n<div style=\"height: 1.4em; visibility: hidden;\">1<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DETECTIVE WORK Only God knows. Fuck God. Horny Marauder. I disarmed God eons ago but I have been blessed With X-ray vision. All the better to ogle Your boobs Though it&#8217;s motive I see Glaring through hotbeds Of rose mallow Blaring past foghorns Of hickory smoke. Theories sound As any scientist&#8217;s I uncover proof You [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[90,149,233,236,356],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2851"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2851"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3920,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2851\/revisions\/3920"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}