{"id":2838,"date":"2013-09-03T12:08:24","date_gmt":"2013-09-03T20:08:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/onelife\/?p=2838"},"modified":"2013-09-03T12:08:24","modified_gmt":"2013-09-03T20:08:24","slug":"every-hand-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/?p=2838","title":{"rendered":"EVERY HAND JOB"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"height: 1.4em; visibility: hidden;\">1<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/heatherhaley.com\/onelife\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/succubi.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2840\" title=\"succubi\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/heatherhaley.com\/onelife\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/succubi-300x123.png?resize=300%2C123\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"123\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/p>\n<div style=\"height: 1.4em; visibility: hidden;\">1<\/div>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>EVERY HAND JOB<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Every hand job<br \/>\nEver given<br \/>\nEvery hand job<br \/>\nEver received<br \/>\nBelongs to me.<\/p>\n<p>Each furtive grope<br \/>\nStolen kiss, mine.<br \/>\nYou fuck<br \/>\nI come.<\/p>\n<p>The time you delivered pizza<br \/>\nTo a lonely silk robe clad blonde<br \/>\nThe one who took your virginity<br \/>\nI was there.<br \/>\nThat was me.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been inside<br \/>\nEvery bachelor apartment<br \/>\nIn the world<br \/>\nSince bachelors began.<\/p>\n<p>Your escapades, my escapades.<br \/>\nYour sex, my sex.<br \/>\nI lick, suck, bang<br \/>\nFor you<br \/>\nWhenever you can&#8217;t make it<\/p>\n<p>For no reason<br \/>\nFor every reason.<\/p>\n<div style=\"height: 1.4em; visibility: hidden;\">1<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1 1 EVERY HAND JOB Every hand job Ever given Every hand job Ever received Belongs to me. Each furtive grope Stolen kiss, mine. You fuck I come. The time you delivered pizza To a lonely silk robe clad blonde The one who took your virginity I was there. That was me. I&#8217;ve been inside [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[149,152,233,236],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2838"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2838"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2838\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2838"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2838"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2838"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}