{"id":2709,"date":"2013-07-08T16:01:05","date_gmt":"2013-07-09T00:01:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/onelife\/?p=2709"},"modified":"2013-07-08T16:01:05","modified_gmt":"2013-07-09T00:01:05","slug":"distractions-verse-written-despite-many","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/?p=2709","title":{"rendered":"DISTRACTIONS . . . Verse written despite many . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"height: 1.4em; visibility: hidden;\">1<\/div>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/heatherhaley.com\/onelife\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/5938_10151419734442038_103783051_n.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2711\" title=\"5938_10151419734442038_103783051_n\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/heatherhaley.com\/onelife\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/5938_10151419734442038_103783051_n-300x199.jpg?resize=300%2C199\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">DISTRACTIONS<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Dance around my keyboard.<br \/>\nDrive to your cottage.<br \/>\nRash on my pup&#8217;s belly.<\/p>\n<p>Mud on your mattress.<br \/>\nLatest turgid update.<br \/>\nCondom count.<\/p>\n<p>Assemble blow.<br \/>\nSave your ex-girlfriend.<br \/>\nAn ultimatum or else.<\/p>\n<p>Sore peepee.<br \/>\nFake boobs.<br \/>\nFlaming turd, doorstep.<\/p>\n<p>Your problems are still prettier.<\/p>\n<div style=\"height: 1.4em; visibility: hidden;\">1<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1 DISTRACTIONS Dance around my keyboard. Drive to your cottage. Rash on my pup&#8217;s belly. Mud on your mattress. Latest turgid update. Condom count. Assemble blow. Save your ex-girlfriend. An ultimatum or else. Sore peepee. Fake boobs. Flaming turd, doorstep. Your problems are still prettier. 1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2709"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2709\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}