{"id":23,"date":"2008-01-31T00:33:42","date_gmt":"2008-01-31T08:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/onelife\/?p=23"},"modified":"2008-01-31T00:33:42","modified_gmt":"2008-01-31T08:33:42","slug":"appleton-from-aural-heather-cd-princess-nut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/?p=23","title":{"rendered":"Appleton from AURAL HEATHER cd, &#8220;Princess Nut&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Roderick plays a relentlessly raw and raucous guitar on this, frappy then thumping bass, his brother Malcom equally pressing with bullet snare playing and a steady onslaught of cymbal crashes. Wicked!<br \/>\n<strong>Appleton<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hooka squats on carpet, Buddha-<br \/>\nesque. Undulating spirals of sapphire<br \/>\nsmoke hula up her nose. That buzz.<br \/>\nThat buzz that slows<\/p>\n<p>your blood, calls you back<br \/>\nto bed like a lover. Soothes your inner<br \/>\nasshole. B.C. bud. Best bud<br \/>\nin the world. Worth risking jail for.<\/p>\n<p>High-resolution satellite images.<br \/>\nNarcs\u2019 warrant executed Tuesday.<br \/>\nGrow-op raided Wednesday.<br \/>\nDozens of firearms. Five thousand plants.<\/p>\n<p>Big bust for a small town, says Constable Cook.<br \/>\nFor export, for sure. Cultivation facilities dismantled.<br \/>\nStraight people relieved. Green party over,<br \/>\nbut Zoe cried. <em>It was the best job ever.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dope dealers pay well. Her boyfriend<br \/>\nsold product at school. Their responsibilities<br \/>\nincluded digging a tunnel under the border,<br \/>\nblaming black fingernails and muddy jeans<br \/>\non dirt biking at the gravel pit.<\/p>\n<p>Parents were shocked. <em>We thought she was on<br \/>\nMSN, chatting. We thought he was on<br \/>\nthe Internet, with her,<\/em> boy\u2019s father chiding,<br \/>\n<em>it\u2019s APPLEton, son, not Marijuanaton.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Roderick plays a relentlessly raw and raucous guitar on this, frappy then thumping bass, his brother Malcom equally pressing with bullet snare playing and a steady onslaught of cymbal crashes. Wicked! Appleton Hooka squats on carpet, Buddha- esque. Undulating spirals of sapphire smoke hula up her nose. That buzz. That buzz that slows your blood, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}