{"id":210,"date":"2009-06-26T00:21:52","date_gmt":"2009-06-26T08:21:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/onelife\/?p=210"},"modified":"2009-06-26T00:21:52","modified_gmt":"2009-06-26T08:21:52","slug":"diversions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/?p=210","title":{"rendered":"And the livin&#8217;s easy&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/heatherhaley.com\/onelife\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/zellotssummerblastoff.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-211\" title=\"zellotssummerblastoff\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/heatherhaley.com\/onelife\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/zellotssummerblastoff-97x150.jpg?resize=97%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"97\" height=\"150\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>DIVERSIONS<\/p>\n<p>Learn how to eat a kumquat.<br \/>\nWatch giant sink holes<br \/>\nchow down on suburban family homes,<br \/>\nor floods that force<br \/>\na Fargo wedding party to improvise.<br \/>\nGiggity Giggity Giggity!<br \/>\nBird dog with Glenn Quagmire,<br \/>\nnoxious as hound\u2019s-thistle<br \/>\nor do it yourself.<br \/>\nRight single-handedly<br \/>\nDial-A-Lover.<br \/>\nGet a second life.<br \/>\nCome out.<br \/>\nAll aboard<br \/>\nthe tattoo parlour car.<br \/>\nFly your freak flag<br \/>\nout the window.<br \/>\nEvolve by gradation,<br \/>\ncolour or tone, your choice.<br \/>\nMaster effervescent technology.<br \/>\nRide a ride.<br \/>\nTilt-A-Whirl,<br \/>\ntumult on the horizon<br \/>\ncausing you to retch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DIVERSIONS Learn how to eat a kumquat. Watch giant sink holes chow down on suburban family homes, or floods that force a Fargo wedding party to improvise. Giggity Giggity Giggity! Bird dog with Glenn Quagmire, noxious as hound\u2019s-thistle or do it yourself. Right single-handedly Dial-A-Lover. Get a second life. Come out. All aboard the tattoo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[149,236],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=210"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}