{"id":1736,"date":"2012-04-10T09:37:49","date_gmt":"2012-04-10T17:37:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/onelife\/?p=1736"},"modified":"2012-04-10T09:37:49","modified_gmt":"2012-04-10T17:37:49","slug":"a-pig-walks-into-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/?p=1736","title":{"rendered":"A PIG WALKS INTO A BAR…a love story"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I am swamped with the videopoem, in the throes of production and haven’t had the wherewithal to journal but what the hell, it’s National Poetry Month<\/a>, so here you go.<\/p>\n

A PIG WALKS INTO A BAR<\/strong><\/p>\n

For Sooke, AKA L112, killed killer whale
\n Naval exercises, Strait of Juan de Fuca, Feb, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

Need fuels catastrophe
\nBut blowing stuff up is a hobby.
\nJust to see what happens.
\nIn his spare time. For fun.<\/p>\n

So, Pig wanders into a bar,
\nMauling the first blonde he sees.
\nThe one who\u2019s heard it all.
\nMeek dick taker. Instant co-spiralee.<\/p>\n

No-guff companion, quickly enamored
\nof her salient recycled mate.
\nFaithful ego extension, she waits
\npatiently, fourth in line.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s the reckless man
\nThat underestimates her pale grip,
\nCourts the highly functioning
\nsimpering angel face, dressed up<\/p>\n

To impersonate a pure silk purse.
\n\u201cCan I get a beer please?\u201d
\nHere, have a cup of cyanide,\u201d
\nSays the bartender, \u201cit goes down quicker,<\/p>\n

Delivers a merciful fate.\u201d
\nThat\u2019s okay,\u201d replies the pig.
\n\u201cI\u2019m the one that goes
\nWee-wee-wee! all the way home.\u201d<\/p>\n

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The accompanying image is from a <\/a>Trojan condom commercial<\/a>. Hardly an illumination of the poem but funny with a pertinent message; I couldn’t resist.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am swamped with the videopoem, in the throes of production and haven’t had the wherewithal to journal but what the hell, it’s National Poetry Month, so here you go. A PIG WALKS INTO A BAR For Sooke, AKA L112, killed killer whale Naval exercises, Strait of Juan de Fuca, Feb, 2012 Need fuels catastrophe […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[149,236],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1736"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1736"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1736\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heatherhaley.com\/hh2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}